Welcome to my Temple!

Don't open up this link: John.

The Following will be a Index of those worthy to be in the temple of John.
I will also be ranking them by how well they embrace the spirit of john.
Prepare thyself...

John #1: John Adolph, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Norburg

Truly was a john of all time, up there with John: The creator of all johns 9/10

John #2: Long John Silver

I fucking hate fish, he should've associated himself with a better resturaunt: 0/10

John #3: John Lemon

I'm too skibidi coded to know who this ohio ah guy is: 7/10

John #4: John 117

Masterchief from halo was a cool guy: 10/10

John #4: John Cinema

John imposter, not a cool guy: -91/100